Craptain’s log, stardate 2/4/20. Life has been good aboard Sylphide since my last post. We departed Bofurt on a gray Friday morning, and enjoyed a

Beaufort, which rhymes with dysentery, has been my home for the last week now, and I’ve enjoyed pretending to be one of the locals. My

I write to you from Beaufort, NC, which is pronounced Beaufort. Not to be confused with Beaufort, SC, which is pronounced Beaufort. When we left

Well, after a few days in Deltaville, I moseyed out of town on a cold, gray and drizzly morning. As was becoming a trend, the

Howdy Sports Fans. It’s been a long time since I posted anything, so I thought I’d update anyone who might still be interested. After all

An update and some good news. The electrical wizard I’ve hired has found the issue with the inverter/charger. There was a blown .25 ah frog

Greetings Earthlings, It’s been a few days since I posted, and in that time, there have been some more mixed experiences. I am happy to

This is the third time I’ve typed this entry over the course of the last couple of days. I keep thinking, naa, just cool down

The trip from Barnegat to Atlantic City was a blustery one. The wind was forecast to be out of the south in the high teens

In the country, a rooster wakes you up. When anchored in New York Harbor, the Fucking ferries wake you up. At precisely zero-dark-thirty, they start